Conspiracy Theory: Does A Body Good

1/14/02- Wow, we're getting into the New Year late, but here comes our first update for 2K2, the year that Conspiracy Theory will endeavor to be even less politically correct than ever! Anyway, on to business. Today, we have a couple of updates to THE BUSH PAGE!!!, including an update to B IS FOR BIG BUSINESS and the new P IS ALSO FOR PRETZEL. Check this shit out, ya'll.

12/31/01- Since the staff is really just a bunch of dateless wonders and lonely losers, we decided to update on New Years' Eve. But keep your pity and hold on to your sides, because we've got a rib-splitting new page for you. It's called Lord of the Oddities, and it'll have you rolling around on the ground until the next movie comes out, Christmas 2002. May my Shorts be with you.

12/14/01- Happy NMD Day readers!! To understand what we mean by that, you'll have to click and scroll your way to our latest additions to THE BUSH PAGE!! While you're here, you might as well check out the new story on THE GLOWING BOX, called MELODRAMA. Plus, we've got a brand new Street-Fighting Smooth Criminal we want ya'll to check out. He's a rising player in the world of the underground (okay, suburbia, but it's deep enough underground for us, thank you). The page is called Decommunism, and the link is at the bottom of this page. Ciao amigos.

12/11/01- Times are changing, wow, how they are changing. Anyway, we've got some new sh** for our loyal readers out there, all seven of you. Two new stories added to the SCHOOL CONSPIRACIES page and some updates to our most beloved USMAM BIG EGO page. Check it out, it's all good stuff. "I wasn't gonna attack, but then I got high..."

11/29/01- Christmas comes early this year, but it's just in time for Ramadan, a little early for Hannukah, and we've passed up Kwanza by a long shot. Anyway, no matter what cultish holidays you may celebrate, we've got something for you, giftwrapped and sitting under the tree (alright, we admit it, we're christian-centric, but it's the easiest way to reach the audience). We've got a deluge of updates, from THE BUSH PAGE!! to SCHOOL CONSPIRACIES all they way up to WORLD TRADE CALAMITY. Check all out, aight? Peace now. Happy holidays.

11/14/01- Busy times, busy times. More and more space between updates, but never fear! We will never stop! Today, we've got small additions to the OOPS! I CAN'T SING and WORLD'S RICHEST MAN pages. I want to say something French, but I don't know any.

11/9/01- Welcome Opendiary readers! This is Conspiracy Theory! Today we have a new update to the OOPS, I CAN'T SING page, OUT OF SYNC. It's an open call out to those demons of boy bands, N*SYNC. The staff hasn't seen such bad lip synching since the first Godzilla movie. Anyway, enjoy! *Wow, two updates today. Just a small addition to C IS FOR CHENEY on the BUSH PAGE. Vaya con dios.

11/08/01- Well, things have to get better eventually, right? Anyway, got some updates for ya'll crazy conspriators out there. We know you're just itching to get your paws on them. Brand spanking new page, OOPS, I CAN'T SING. It's an attack on the pop "music" genre, and it should become one of the fastest growing pages since there is so much to talk about. Also, we got some new feedback for the People's Position page. You too can send us your thoughts by writing to conspiretheory@hotmail.com. Seriously, we want to know what you think.

11/04/01- Good things are happening at Conspiracy Theory. We have a new writer, who's contribute his first, and hopefully not last, page. Check out the CULT OF RELIGION page on the site. Next, we have some additions to the USAMA BIG EGO page, and just all around good stuff is happening. Check it, cuz we're housing.

10/30/01-In case we don't get to tell you, Happy Halloween ladies and ghouls. Okay, corny, but it's over with now. Not much of an update today, but there has been some cleaning of the pages. Mainly, we wanted to tell you to check out our comrades in The Democratic Republican, an underground newsletter circulating at MWHS. It's about time more people got involved, and they're off to a great start. Vive la libertad, dudes.

10/28/01-This a big day for the site. So many new things to tell you about that I don't know where to start. Well, our MIA chief webmaster has made his triumphant return with a new page, one very characteristic of his damn-them-all style, USAMA BIG EGO. It's a nice page that takes a lighter look at the dark events in the world around us. Next up, we have a few content updates. New school conpsiracy, MARCHING BAND, new story on the NUKED OR NOT? page, and an addition to the Glowing Box, RACISM ON THE SMALL SCREEN. Enjoy, son muy delicioso.

10/19/01-Wow, it's been awhile. Sorry, but the staff has been rather busy with outside problems, and the fact that only half of us ever work (*cough*"J that's you*cough*), it's harder and harder to update everyday. However, we have a special treat today. We've updated the World Trade Calamity page to address the Anthrax scare, and we've written new stories for the Glowing Box and World's Richest Man pages. Enjoy!

10/07/01-Two updates today. More has been added to the Forgotten Love Letter page, so check that out. There has been a new update to the World Trade Calamity page, dealing with the ongoing attack on Afghanistan. Might be some more later; the night is still young.

10/05/01-We finally did it. Our little site is growing so fast; we've finally broken 200KB. As of when this was written, Conspiracy Theory was sitting at about 217K. So, woohoo, the staff will probably all get hammered tonight celebrating our small/large achievement. For you guys, we have a brand spanking new page, Forgotten Love Letter. It's kind of a departure from our usual tone and subject matter, but ya'll should like it. There probably won't be anything else this weekend, the staff having their own lives and such, so you'll just have to wait. Adios amigos.

10/03/01-Brand new SCHOOL CONSPIRACIES, compeitition. Nothing else now, but might be something tonight.

10/02/01-Pretty big update today. We added some pictures to the World Trade Calamity page and the first in a series of articles about the evil that is Bill Gates on THE WORLD'S RICHEST MAN. We're nearing 200KB, but it's coming along agonizingly slowly. When we do hit that mark, you, our loyal readers, will be the first to know. Mark me not.

10/01/01-Sorry we didn't add or update anything yesterday, but the whole staff was tired, or wasted, depends on who you're asking about. Anyway, the intro to THE WORLD'S RICHEST MAN should be up today, and we might hit the other pages a bit. Ciao, for now.